Under Construction

Oh, no... we did not just say this site was "under construction". What is this, the 1990s? No, it can't be, because this site uses CSS. Bad CSS, admittedly, but that technology wasn't around way back when. Trust me, I remember. I can still recall hacking out old HTML docs by hand, using TABLEs and FONT tags to layout everything in the most absurd ways. It was downright pathetic. Of course, I still hack out all my HTML by hand, but now I use all kinds of fancy tricks to make it look all cool and spiffy. Aw, man... and I just said "spiffy" too. I really have no excuse for myself, do I?

At any rate, you just stumbled upon this site while it is still in its nascent, infant form. Please come back later where there will be something more interesting to see. I can't say for now when there'll be something more interesting, other than the nebulous, non-committal "soon". Yep, that's all I've got for now. "Soon." However long "soon" might be, that's when you should come back. Until then, you should stay away. But not too far away, or you won't find out how "soon" it will be ready. So... stay away... but not too far away. No... a little further... further... further still... nope, now you're too far away. Come back a little... another step... one more... now... STOP. Right there. Don't move! That's perfect. Don't move a muscle. Stay right there, and I'll be right back.

"Soon."

Honest.

...

I hope you don't have to pee...

In the meantime, here's a few more interesting places to visit, most of which are actively updated: